This parody song is a transformative, non-commercial work created strictly for humorous and expressive purposes. It is a clear parody of Katy Perry’s song “Roar,” reimagined to support and expand the adventures of Gunther the Smallest Rottweiler, a character from the novel The Smallest Rottweiler.
No original tracks, recordings, or direct musical elements from the original song or artist are used. This is an entirely new vocal performance with new lyrics and arrangement that comments on and humorously transforms the original work.
The song is not monetized in any way, generates no revenue, and is hosted exclusively on my personal, non-commercial website. It is offered solely for the free amusement of readers and fans who wish to further explore the novel’s characters and world. The use of the original song’s themes is limited and transformative, advancing a new creative expression tied to the story rather than serving as a substitute for the original.
I am a huge admirer of the original artist and their work. This parody was created out of deep respect and affection, with full credit given to Katy Perry (Bonnie McKee, Max Martin, Dr. Luke, and Cirkut) for their original composition. Far from intending any harm or embarrassment to the artist or their music, this parody is meant to celebrate their creativity. As the saying goes, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I hope listeners enjoy both the original song and this lighthearted parody version.
[Lyrics for Gunther’s Roar]
[Verse]
I used to bite my tongue and hold my bark back
Till it hit me, runt life ain’t where it’s at
Alexander stared, said “you’re too small to fight”
Siblings laughed loud in the kennel light
But Millicent whispered, “You’ve got fire inside”
MJ told stories that opened my eyes
Dreamed of the badge, K9 on the beat
They called me crazy, but I felt the heat
[Pre-chorus]
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
‘Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me
[Chorus]
I got the eye of the Rottie, hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
‘Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You’re gonna hear me roar
[Verse]
Tunnel escape, brothers’ prank set me free
Lost in the world, but I found my key
Payge and Caitlynn gave love so true
Natasha purred, but Napoleon schemed too
River rage carried me wild and far
Magnus the wolf showed me who we are
Hunted the deer, faced the grizzly’s claw
Jumped in the battle, changed the law
[Pre-chorus]
Now I’ve got the strength, got the will to survive
Scars on my soul, but I’m still alive
I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me
[Chorus]
I got the eye of the Rottie, hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
‘Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You’re gonna hear me roar
[Bridge]
Back to the farm, truth hit like thunder
Brothers bowed low, no more blunder
Bank heist chaos, bullets in the air
Charged through the danger, showed no fear
Saved Payge’s life, Clint by my side
From runt to hero, with unbreakable pride
Now old and wise, telling pups the score
Hope never dies, chase what’s in your core
[Chorus]
I got the eye of the Rottie, hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
‘Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You’re gonna hear me roar
(You’re gonna hear me roar)
Gunther’s roar… forevermore