
This parody song is a transformative, non-commercial work created strictly for humorous and expressive purposes. It is a clear parody of Metallica’s song “Enter Sandman” reimagined to support and expand the adventures of Gunther the Smallest Rottweiler, a character from the novel The Smallest Rottweiler.
No original tracks, recordings, or direct musical elements from the original song or artist are used. This is an entirely new vocal performance with new lyrics and arrangement that comments on and humorously transforms the original work.
The song is not monetized in any way, generates no revenue, and is hosted exclusively on my personal, non-commercial website. It is offered solely for the free amusement of readers and fans who wish to further explore the novel’s characters and world. The use of the original song’s themes is limited and transformative, advancing a new creative expression tied to the story rather than serving as a substitute for the original.
I am a huge admirer of the original artist and their work. This parody was created out of deep respect and affection, with full credit given to Metallica (James Hetfield, Lars Urlick and Kirt Hammett) for their original composition. Far from intending any harm or embarrassment to the artist or their music, this parody is meant to celebrate their creativity. As the saying goes, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I hope listeners enjoy both the original song and this lighthearted parody version.
Lyrics to the song]
[Verse]
Say your prayers, little one
Don’t forget, my son
To include everyone
I tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the Sandman he comes
[Chorus]
Sleep with one eye open
Grippin’ your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never-never land
[Verse]
Somethin’ whispers in the dark
Voices callin’ from the park
Dreams of runts who rise and bark
Little pup, born so small
Kicked aside, against the wall
But faith ignites, he hears the call
Hush-a-bye, don’t you cry
Runt will fight, reach the sky
Through the storm, he learns to fly
[Chorus]
Sleep with one eye open
Grippin’ your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never-never land
[Verse]
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the Lord my soul to take
But Gunther rose from litter low
Scars of doubt, but heart aglow
Trained through pain, refused to go
Alleys dark, pursuits in rain
Rescues fierce, breakin’ chains
Laine beside him, trust remains
Medals clink on collar worn
Old dog tells the tales reborn
To recruits who face the storm
Persevere, never bend
Faith your guide until the end
Duty calls, my loyal friend
[Chorus]
Sleep with one eye open
Grippin’ your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never-never land
[Verse]
Magnus wild, showed the path
Repaid in full, no aftermath
Ty Clan thrives, bears his wrath
Max and Smalls found grace that day
Mother’s love chased fear away
Forgiveness lit the way
Now the pups lean in to hear
How a runt conquered every fear
Never quit, the message clear
It’s not size in the fight
But the fight burning bright
Gunther’s legend through the night
Hush little pup, don’t say a word
Gunther’s watchin’, you’ve been heard
Dreams of heroes, undeterred
[Chorus]
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never-never land
Yeah yeah
Gunther’s here
Enter Sandman