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Yo, in Pantak’s kennel where the straw hits the sky,
Gunther entered world seven, the runt barely alive.
Millicent pushin’ hard, hip scar still throbbin’,
Barn walls vibratin’ while she poppin’ out the problem.
Alexander peered down, chest puffed with might,
Muttered “mongrel” under breath, then dipped into the night.
But mama licked me spotless, sang “You are my sunshine,”
Whispered warmth in my ear, future lookin’ prime time.
Siblings towerin’—Wyatt, Max, Kaiser beast mode,
Mitchell the farmer spotted the spark in the runt code.
MJ droppin’ K9 stories of badges and heat,
My blue eye flashed like a siren, lit the whole damn street.
Planted that seed deep, police dog flight in my genes,
While the pack played rough, I was plottin’ my schemes.
[Verse]
Pops carried scars from a whelpin’ gone straight wrong,
Doubted his tiniest son could ever grow strong.
I turned that doubt to rocket fuel, burnin’ in my chest,
Visualized patrols while the litter laid to rest.
“One day I’ll rock the vest, sniff danger with pride,
First Rottweiler cop, standin’ side by side.”
Mama’s lullaby echoin’ power through the dark,
Emerson’s words ringin’: the fight’s inside the spark.
Mitchell clocked the mismatched gaze on the little warrior,
Knew this mismatched pup would one day shock the corner.
While others tumbled in hay, chasin’ tails for fun,
I practiced barks, sprints, and precision runs.
Blue eye gleamin’ under loft stars at night,
Dreamin’ of sirens, justice, and settin’ shit right.
Heart of a lion in a frame petite,
But the dream of bein’ the first K9 Rottie? Can’t be beat.
[Chorus]
Gunther! Smallest Rottie, paw print so petite,
But the vision of the first K9 Rottweiler? Un-fuckin’-defeatable!
From dusty barn to the force, vest strapped on tight,
Chasin’ bad guys by day, protectin’ all through the night.
Gunther! Tiny frame, but the heart’s colossal,
Badge-obsessed maniac, changin’ the whole protocol.
Smallest the print, but the scheme’s gigantic,
K9 pioneer, doggone titanic!
Yeah!
[Verse]
Born in Part One, pure dedication in my blood,
Relationship tight with that badge like it’s true love.
Others saw a runt, I saw destiny callin’,
Every bark in the barn was a future suspect fallin’.
I seized the moment like Em with one shot, no bluff,
Turned “you’ll never make it” into “watch me blow up.”
From straw bed to squad car, I’m writin’ my own script,
First Rottie in the unit—legendary grip.
So when they doubt the small dog with the mismatched eye,
Tell ‘em Gunther’s comin’—watch the underdog fly!!