[Verse]
In Pantak’s Kennel when the moon shines bright,
The Mischief Mob creeps out at dead of night.
Whispers echo down the hidden tunnel trail,
Fields are calling, time for puppy jailbreak tale!
Max and Smalls, those Rottweiler rogues so bold,
Shadow, Mozart – whole crew ready to roll.
“Tonight’s the night!” Max barked with glee,
“We’ll tunnel out and chase the moon, you’ll see!”
[Chorus]
Jump, jump, higher, higher!
Paws go flying, we’re on fire!
Latch is laughing way up there,
Too small, too short, but we don’t care!
Mischief Mob, we plot and scheme,
But gravity’s our wildest dream!
Boing, boing, flop, flop – oof!
We’ll get you yet, you sneaky roof!
[Verse]
They met inside the barn, rehearsed the master plan,
Sneak through tunnel, explore fields – best night ever, man!
Max crouched low, then sprang with all his might,
Paws scrabbled wood – missed the latch by a puppy-height!
He dropped back down, tail spinning like a top,
“Okay, warm-up!” he barked, wouldn’t stop.
Tried again – still short, still sore,
Smalls cracked up, “Bro, you’re fighting air once more!”
[Verse]
Smalls stepped up, jumped with all his puppy power,
Landed shorter, face-plant in the sawdust shower.
“That’s weird,” he lied, “I’m saving energy, that’s all!”
Shadow sighed, “We might be… kinda small.”
Silence fell like a heavy kennel door,
Mozart plopped down, “Should’ve checked this before!”
Max glared up at the latch so high and mean,
“It’s mocking us – this is straight-up personal, team!”
[Chorus]
Jump, jump, higher, higher!
Paws go flying, we’re on fire!
Latch is laughing way up there,
Too small, too short, but we don’t care!
Mischief Mob, we plot and scheme,
But gravity’s our wildest dream!
Boing, boing, flop, flop – oof!
We’ll get you yet, you sneaky roof!
[Bridge]
So the tunnel waits, our backup grand escape,
Till we grow huge or find a clever crate.
Stack some hay? Or launch a doggy pyramid?
For now we’ll nap and dream of fields instead!
Max and Smalls, Shadow, Mozart – what a crew,
The latch won this round, but we’ll outsmart you!
Final Chorus (fade with giggles)
Jump, jump, try again tomorrow,
Mischief never ends in sorrow!
One day we’ll reach it, mark my bark,
The world’s our playground after dark!
Woof-woof-yip-yip – goodnight!