[Intro]
[Verse]
Kaiser the Rott, born on the farm so green,
With siblings barking loud, he was tough and mean.
But one day a keeper came, saw his mighty stance,
Adopted little Kai, gave him a second chance!
Off to the zoo they went, with gates wide and tall,
Kaiser got his badge, ready to guard it all.
Patrolling the paths under moonlit skies,
Chasing away shadows with his fierce brown eyes.
[Chorus]
Hey hey, Kaiser the guard, wagging his tail so hard!
Friends with the lions, monkeys swinging yard,
Elephants trumpeting, giraffes reaching high,
Zoo crew united, under the big blue sky!
Bark bark, woof woof, adventure calls,
Kaiser’s the hero, he protects them all!
First night on duty, heard a sneaky sound,
A monkey named Miko, jumping around.
“Help me out, pup!” she chattered with glee,
Stuck in a tree, as high as can be.
Kaiser barked brave, called the elephant Ed,
Who lifted her down with his trunk on her head.
From that day on, they were besties for life,
Miko shared bananas, no more zoo strife!
Then came the lions, roaring proud and bold,
King Leo grumbled, “Who’s this dog so cold?”
But Kaiser stood firm, shared his chew toy treat,
They played tug-of-war, what a roaring feat!
Leo taught him roars, Kaiser taught him sits,
Together they guarded, in perfect zoo fits.
[Chorus]
Hey hey, Kaiser the guard, wagging his tail so hard!
Friends with the lions, monkeys swinging yard,
Elephants trumpeting, giraffes reaching high,
Zoo crew united, under the big blue sky!
Bark bark, woof woof, adventure calls,
Kaiser’s the hero, he protects them all!
One stormy evening, trouble brewed outside,
Sneaky thieves plotting, trying to sneak inside.
Kaiser alerted, with a mighty howl,
Giraffe Gina spotted, with her neck so tall.
Ed the elephant charged, trunk like a hose,
Sprayed them away, while monkeys threw pose!
Leo roared fierce, Kaiser bit at their heels,
Thieves ran off screaming, what a zoo ordeal!
Now Kaiser’s the star, with a collar of gold,
Parties with parrots, stories retold.
From farm pup to legend, in the zoo’s wild scene,
Friends forever, living the dream!
No bad guys get past, with this crew so tight,
Kaiser’s adventures, every day and night!
[Bridge]
Wag your tail, stomp your paws,
Zoo life’s the best, no flaws!
From dawn till dusk, fun never ends,
Kaiser and pals, the truest of friends!
[Chorus]
Hey hey, Kaiser the guard, wagging his tail so hard!
Friends with the lions, monkeys swinging yard,
Elephants trumpeting, giraffes reaching high,
Zoo crew united, under the big blue sky!
Bark bark, woof woof, adventure calls,
Kaiser’s the hero, he protects them all!
Yeah, yeah, zoo yeah!